Although I no longer waste $50 on things like novelty items since I get to spend hundreds each month on things like diapers, children's enrichment classes, baby clothes, and oh yeah-food, I found a very cool item in the uncommon goods catalog that arrived in my mailbox the other day. When the time comes to purchase an alarm clock, this would certainly be a wonderful option, especially since Jason is the king of sleeping past his cell's alarm. It would seem kind of silly to buy this now, especially since I wake up between 4:45 and 5:45 every day, thanks to the world's best alarm clock, Aidan. Nothing gets you out of bed faster than a diaper leaking poo. In your bed.
Hmm...compared to the morning poo fountain, this isn't a bad alternative! Isn't it cute/obnoxious?
Runaway Alarm Clock With Wheels:
Here it is in its true action:
Once I caught that clock I would punch it in the face.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of you and your not-so-morning-ness. I'd give anything to see you wake up with this thing. Then I'd run.
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